Actual phone call between Johnna and myself:
Johnna: Call this place now. They're doing a treatment of microneedling for free.
Me: What is that?
Johnna: It's an expensive treatment for wrinkles, and they're doing a session for free - I called and scheduled myself, but they're only doing it for the first 50 people. Call now!
Me: Ok. (hangs up, makes appointment, calls back) Ok, now what is this? Is it what I think it is?
Johnna: Probably. It's a small needle they stick in your face.
Me: WHAT? I'M PAYING SOMEONE TO STAB ME IN THE FACE?
Johnna: It's free! And it apparently doesn't hurt.
Me: How the hell does it work?
Johnna: I don't know. I just know it's expensive and they're doing it for free.
Which explains why I spent my lunch hour today getting stabbed in my face for free. Thousands of times. Let you know how it turns out.
Over and out.
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