Friday, March 1, 2019

24 Years Later...

I've documented well my love of all things Disney. No need to repeat that again. Check the links if you want a tutorial reminder.

Six weeks ago, the Roomstress and I cracked on that dumb polar vortex day. We couldn't take it one second more, and at a scheduled lunch date where we had to brave the cold and forage for food, and oh wait whoops.... We bought tickets to Disney World, made plane reservations and got rooms for us on the Disney property.

It was a pretty pricey lunch.

And last weekend was the weekend. And we had so much fun, I was truly blue when it came time to leave. But during our time there, I had the opportunity to take advantage of the Disney extra hour at the Hollywood Studios on an errand to pick something up at one of the gift shops in the park. The store didn't open for another hour, and I found myself alone with an hour to kill at the park I worked at during the College Program days....

OK GO! FAST AS YOU CAN!!!

I found out the store hours from the cast members enrolling Padawans into the Jedi Training Academy, and asked if I could join and was told tactfully that only Padawans between 8 and 12 years old were wanted. Jerks.

Then I thought OOOOH, that new Slinky Dog ride is open! I'll ride that! Yeah, no, despite the park just opening, there was already a 50 minute line. But the Rock n' Roller coaster is only 10 minutes! Done! Rode as a single rider with my new friend Lita.

Should have told her I'm a screamer.

Into the gift shop! Oooh! Presents! *charge, send off to hotel*

What's next?? MuppetVision! That's where I worked in the College Program! Dashed into the courtyard and found out from a supervisor that the theatre didn't open for another hour. Darn. Asked him to take my photo real quick for old times' sake and kept running.

Next? Star Tours! Need souvenirs of a Star Wars nature... there's the gift shop.... but how long's the wait to ride? 5 minutes, you say? Deal! I leave through the gift shop anyway! *charge, send off to hotel*

All those activities have burned up the better part of my hour I had; so now I make my way to the original gift shop and found it open for business. After a third transaction sent off to the hotel, I boarded a bus and met the Roomstress at the Magic Kingdom.

And, days later, I was flipping through the photos I took during vacation and found the nostalgic one I'd asked be taken in the MuppetVision courtyard. And something clicked and I went back and found:

me, hamming it up as per usual with my 20-year-old self

and now.... not much changed (i keep telling myself) 

But then, I did a side by side comparison:

still a fan of the heel pop, still a fan of chuck taylors

Wonderful trip to the land of the mouse with the Roomstress. Can't wait to go back!

Over and out,

Megan

Friday, January 4, 2019

I Had Lice; an annotated bibliography

Actually, I don't have lice. But I did have the distinct pleasure of calling DJ Smith's ex the day after Christmas and asking her to please treat the Little Lady for head lice because Darling Lucy was crawling with them and they had spent the whole Christmas Day together. 

Good times. 

I once wrote a book about lice. I blogged about it once - here is an edit of that blog post:

Inking is mine too. To wit (captions are what I really meant to say):

i was walking

i had lice. (i think that i had just learned that you should wear a hat if you had lice) i wore a had because i hat lice (aaahhhh, yes... makes sense)

i went to the police and said...

i lost my babby

we tried to catch her... but we can't...

(that cat is p and o'ed, yo - i colored her RED) we went in the birl (barrel)

she got on the other side... we went too... she looked in (can you tell i have tired of coloring?)

he fell in... she ran up the hill (policeman is red... then GREEN! love it)

we went in the birl (barrel)... we fell in...

we went... boy (punctuation is optional, if you have not noticed yet) give me that

SPOS (splash)... her... she ran...

i told you... she ran up the tree...

she huge (hung) on... polceman got her (the policeman got her)

he dropt (dropped) her... cras... (crash PERIOD. because that does not need emphasis.)

to home we ga (go).... sh sh! (0h look! emphasis!)

yea yea yea (no emphasis... i'm STOIC, YO!) (also, just now noticed... why is she now a nurse?)

Fortunately, I think we're all now cootie-free. Over and out!