Too many gross words to be on one little package

The other day I found this in friend Amber's car. At first I thought it was a condom wrapper, so naturally my first instinct was to pick it up in case her mother got in the car or something (that's a little gross as well, but there you have it.)

Upon further inspection, I discovered that it was not a condom. It was a package of face cream that had so many gross words on it in succession it baffled the mind.

ew. really?

And shouldn't that be B D for Black Diamond? This is all very confusing. And the moist tightening blemish base is made by a company called Heynature? Heynature. Listenup. Igotsomethingtosay. Use more gross words to hawk your wares.

While they are at it, they should throw in a few words more repulsive words like curd. Or pustule. Or discharge.

MAKE IT STOP.

Heynature. Google "grossest word" and notice that "moist" tops the chart every time. Someone was HIGH and reading the list backward when this was designed is what I'm saying.