| these super white shoes were worn by a man in the chicago airport on the way to seattle. how in the world does he keep them so white? and why? super confusing... | 
| me, whale watching sans whale. don't i look pirate-ey? | 
| important information for parents on water | 
| hahahahahahahaha that's funny grafitti | 
A few months ago I posted a picture of the saddest corn plant ever. Please note: not MY corn plant! It lives in the gym of my building and has steadily declined over the months.
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| this corn plant has just given up | 
He's completely bald now too, and two of the stalks are just sticks in the dirt. The third, tallest stalk has a green shoot growing out of the bottom and I speak words of encouragement to it when I see it.
Remember the mushroom debacle of the summer of 2013?
Imagine my surprise the other day when I found THIS:
| oh hell. but at least you can see my little green shoot! | 
So evidently I live in a spore factory or some such nonsense.
All I got for today! Over and out!
 
Those white shoes! Even the soles are white! I bet you if I got white shoes and somehow managed to keep them spotless for the first month or so, I would become obsessed with keeping them clean. It would change me. I would never go to crowded places and would have to move to a dry climate to avoid mud. The very idea of the Color Run would enrage me...
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