24 Years Later...

I've documented well my love of all things Disney. No need to repeat that again. Check the links if you want a tutorial reminder.

Six weeks ago, the Roomstress and I cracked on that dumb polar vortex day. We couldn't take it one second more, and at a scheduled lunch date where we had to brave the cold and forage for food, and oh wait whoops.... We bought tickets to Disney World, made plane reservations and got rooms for us on the Disney property.

It was a pretty pricey lunch.

And last weekend was the weekend. And we had so much fun, I was truly blue when it came time to leave. But during our time there, I had the opportunity to take advantage of the Disney extra hour at the Hollywood Studios on an errand to pick something up at one of the gift shops in the park. The store didn't open for another hour, and I found myself alone with an hour to kill at the park I worked at during the College Program days....

OK GO! FAST AS YOU CAN!!!

I found out the store hours from the cast members enrolling Padawans into the Jedi Training Academy, and asked if I could join and was told tactfully that only Padawans between 8 and 12 years old were wanted. Jerks.

Then I thought OOOOH, that new Slinky Dog ride is open! I'll ride that! Yeah, no, despite the park just opening, there was already a 50 minute line. But the Rock n' Roller coaster is only 10 minutes! Done! Rode as a single rider with my new friend Lita.

Should have told her I'm a screamer.

Into the gift shop! Oooh! Presents! *charge, send off to hotel*

What's next?? MuppetVision! That's where I worked in the College Program! Dashed into the courtyard and found out from a supervisor that the theatre didn't open for another hour. Darn. Asked him to take my photo real quick for old times' sake and kept running.

Next? Star Tours! Need souvenirs of a Star Wars nature... there's the gift shop.... but how long's the wait to ride? 5 minutes, you say? Deal! I leave through the gift shop anyway! *charge, send off to hotel*

All those activities have burned up the better part of my hour I had; so now I make my way to the original gift shop and found it open for business. After a third transaction sent off to the hotel, I boarded a bus and met the Roomstress at the Magic Kingdom.

And, days later, I was flipping through the photos I took during vacation and found the nostalgic one I'd asked be taken in the MuppetVision courtyard. And something clicked and I went back and found:

me, hamming it up as per usual with my 20-year-old self

and now.... not much changed (i keep telling myself) 

But then, I did a side by side comparison:

still a fan of the heel pop, still a fan of chuck taylors

Wonderful trip to the land of the mouse with the Roomstress. Can't wait to go back!

Over and out,

Megan

I Had Lice; an annotated bibliography

Actually, I don't have lice. But I did have the distinct pleasure of calling DJ Smith's ex the day after Christmas and asking her to please treat the Little Lady for head lice because Darling Lucy was crawling with them and they had spent the whole Christmas Day together. 

Good times. 

I once wrote a book about lice. I blogged about it once - here is an edit of that blog post:

Inking is mine too. To wit (captions are what I really meant to say):

i was walking

i had lice. (i think that i had just learned that you should wear a hat if you had lice) i wore a had because i hat lice (aaahhhh, yes... makes sense)

i went to the police and said...

i lost my babby

we tried to catch her... but we can't...

(that cat is p and o'ed, yo - i colored her RED) we went in the birl (barrel)

she got on the other side... we went too... she looked in (can you tell i have tired of coloring?)

he fell in... she ran up the hill (policeman is red... then GREEN! love it)

we went in the birl (barrel)... we fell in...

we went... boy (punctuation is optional, if you have not noticed yet) give me that

SPOS (splash)... her... she ran...

i told you... she ran up the tree...

she huge (hung) on... polceman got her (the policeman got her)

he dropt (dropped) her... cras... (crash PERIOD. because that does not need emphasis.)

to home we ga (go).... sh sh! (0h look! emphasis!)

yea yea yea (no emphasis... i'm STOIC, YO!) (also, just now noticed... why is she now a nurse?)

Fortunately, I think we're all now cootie-free. Over and out!

Puzzlement

So.... I'm puzzled.

A couple of months ago the 13 year old who lives in my house came home with some jeans. And they were TIGHT. And I asked if they were comfortable, and she assured me they were, so I left it alone. And a few weeks ago, I was in a part of town for work I don't usually frequent and my tights ripped so on my way back to the office I stopped in the Family Dollar to grab a new pair. I spent $40. It take some work to spend $40 at the Family Dollar. I bought a pair of those tight janky jeans for myself for $12.50, a gray hoodie printed with pink flowers, tights (bo-ring), fluffy soft pj pants for the 13 year old, a pitcher for the new grape koolaide the whole family is obsessed with.... and maybe a couple other things? OH - a new bathmat for DJ Benny Smith BUT THE POINT IS those stupid tight janky jeans? ARE comfortable! They're basically everything the Pajama Jeans promised to be. BUT HERE'S THE KICKER.

Fake zipper and pockets. And I only got self conscious about them when I saw a woman eyeing me in confusion whilst I wrestled myself in them at the gym this morning. YES THEY'RE FAKE.

nothing will go in this pocket

this is a pretend zipper

Back pockets are real however.

Anyway!

I went to a Christmas chorus concert put on by the 13 year old's class, and it was lovely. Traditional songs (I was there for two hours, true story) including Carol of the Bells, holiday medley, I'm Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas (that child in that song deserves nothing; ants in the sugar bowl INDEED. WE ALL LOSE.) And everyone around me had to deal with my whispered snarky comments, until then they sang this song Pentatonix-style... and it was super confusing. I thought maybe I just was mis-hearing the lyrics, so I asked the 13 year old to tell them to me last night... and still... what the hell?

Can someone tell me what this song is about? Because it sounds rather grim:

I was following the, I was following the, I was following the, I was following the
I was following the, I was following the, I was following the, I was following the

I was following the pack, all swallowed in their coats
With scarves of red tied 'round their throats
To keep their little heads from falling in the snow, and I turned 'round and there you go
And Michael, you would fall and turn the white snow red as strawberries in the summertime

I was following the pack, all swallowed in their coats
With scarves of red tied 'round their throats
To keep their little heads from falling in the snow, and I turned 'round and there you go
And Michael, you would fall and turn the white snow red as strawberries in the summertime

I was following the pack, all swallowed in their coats
With scarves of red tied 'round their throats
To keep their little heads from falling in the snow, and I turned 'round and there you go
And Michael, you would fall and turn the white snow red as strawberries in summertime

Erm. Wut. 

WHAT IS THIS SONG ABOUT. And why is it a Christmas song? This is Halloween-type stuff. 

Oh jeez. I sound like my father complaining about the Choreography number in "White Christmas."

But seriously if someone has some info on that song I'd appreciate it.

Over and out. 

His name is actually Dale

So, even though the Roomstress and I are technically not roommates anymore, there's nothing that says we can't have a little fun and add to our pile of adventures. We had taken a trip to Asheville years ago, and hearing that there was to be a Chihuly (his name is Dale) art installation at the Biltmore House and made a point to re-visit the city together and see the exhibit.

Then life happened. And we didn't go.

Until the VERY. LAST. DAY. It was up. GAME ON!!!

We knew it would be crowded as it was the very last day of the exhibit, but when we had to sit in traffic for an hour and a half outside the estate, we were glad we'd made an early start. As we were planning on staying in the Village, we headed to our hotel and checked in. Yea, business conducted, let fun begin!

First, Snacks.

four things i love: regina, wine, lemon water and pickles

Second, shenanigans.

we just ate at that dog's restaurant. true story.

Third, make new friends!

this guy made a smart remark that made us laugh, and then i noticed his shirt. that logo is for ocean isle fish club.

Fourth, wine tasting! No photos of that, but I may or may not have purchased a lot of wine. Which meant we had to run it all back to the room and R put her feet up for a second while I had a sniff test of the hotel soaps from your local apothecary.

free shower cap too

Next, and at long last, we get on the bus and......

hooray!!!

It was so beautiful it made me cry a little.

this was my favorite in the daylight

koi in the pond. when r pointed out that she liked koi, i pointed out that i had one tattooed on my butt.

i watched this girl's daddy fish her out of the chihuly three times. i was convinced we were going to witness the breakage of priceless glass.

arty shot of me taking a picture of r taking a picture

Then, it was time for more snacks, and then we did it all again, but this time in the dark!

breathtaking

this was my favorite at night

The next day, R drove us back to Knoxville, which allowed me to finish:

a christmas present for a certain someone! sh! don't tell!

This has nothing to do with our trip, or my buddy Dale, but I want to know...

who looks at this and thinks, "ooh career move!"? 

That's all I got for this week! But there is talk.......

maybe another adventure in the spring!

Sometimes you just have to fake it....

My parents both avow that I get my cooking prowess from my Gran. She came of age in the Depression, and never wasted a thing - especially not food. And it's true. I hate to waste food. Which is why I eat week-old leftovers without batting an eye, and have been known to push food beyond its expiration date. Sometimes I'll be in the kitchen making something, and I've been known to just open the fridge or cabinet and just see what's in there that I can add to whatever it is I'm making. Leftover bacon? Into the spaghetti sauce! Extra cheese? I've been wanting to have a panini! Whenever this occurs, I proceed to call what ever it is I'm making an "invention," and I refer to the process of creating my invention as "Granning it up." But the other day, I was making a lasagna with what I had THOUGHT enough ingredients purchased at the grocery store, but as it turns out.... I was shy a few items.

I went through the fridge and gathered everything I needed to get started - oops, that ground turkey expired yesterday - NEVER MIND - and hopped to it.

First thing I was low on: lasagna noodles.

I'd checked to see that there was a box in the cupboard, but I didn't look IN the box. There were only six noodles. Hmmmmm.... what to do, what to do.... Oh! I know! I'll use what's left in this box of giant shells. Should I stuff the shells or just pile them in a layer? I could stuff them with this meat mixture I've made... but it's awfully hot; I'll get burned. Oh! I know! I'll stuff the cottage cheese/egg/spinach/basil (the recipe called for parsley, but I saw the basil when I peeked in the crisper and used that instead) mixture and make a layer of stuffed shells in the middle of the lasagna.

makes perfect sense to me

Next thing I was low on: cheese.

I knew we had some cheese but I didn't know how little there was. So I grabbed what little mozzarella was left, what little Parmesan was left and then - spied what was left of a ball of mozzarella I'd used in a Caprese salad. PERFECT. One layer of normal mozzarella, one of cut up mozzarella ball.

I cobbled this sad little lasagna together into this:

those cubes are the mozzarella ball I cut up

Now this was pretty tricky, because now I had thirty minutes before I had to leave and go watch a soccer game, so I ended up turning on the oven, covering it in foil and cooking it for 30 minutes, then flipping the oven off as I walked out the door, and hoped the whole thing would be cooked when we returned a couple hours later.

I fully expected a mess when we returned, but to my surprise:

perfect! i broiled the top and it was done!

Invention Lasagna.

In the interest of full disclosure I should tell you that I also made this over a week ago and ate the last piece of it for lunch yesterday. Can't waste good food!

Over and out,
M

Ocean Isle Beach

The annual Venablecon is always held at Ocean Isle Beach. I've been going there annually since I was in high school. Thinking of that tiny little island never fails to bring a smile to my face and warm feeling to my heart.

And it's population currently is hovering around 0, because as of 5 PM tonight it's under a mandatory evacuation in the face of Hurricane Florence. Selfishly, I hope my family has a vacation house to return to next summer. But mostly, I hope all citizens along the coast are safe and dry in the coming days, and the damage sustained to their belongings is minimal.

The last day we spent on Ocean Isle in July, a bunch of us piled into the Benny-van and took a quick trip to the touristy surf shop to buy souvenirs. I had picked out a pretty sundress (a bargain at $10) and then spied a rack of neon yellow capri sweatpants, all emblazoned with "Ocean Isle Beach" on the left leg in various fonts. Another bargain at $4, I selected a pair for purchase and rejoined the family at the checkout. Spying my Ocean Isle pants, Mother deemed them "cute," and went to find a pair for herself to buy, but decided on a different font than the one I had selected.

Once home, I threw my pair in a load of laundry, and folded them and put them away in my chest of drawers. A few days later, I put them on and went to watch a little TV, when I noticed that the decal had lifted a bit from the fabric and was flapping around. Absentmindedly, I started picking at it. And kept picking. And picking. I'd tell myself to stop occasionally, and I would.... for a minute. But after awhile.....

this happened

After awhile, I just gave up and kept picking. Which led to this text convo, complete with pictures and illustrations, with my mother:

Today, my mother texted me to say that she was wearing her OIB pants in solidarity and in support of Ocean Isle Beach. Peace and grace, and hopefully many more years of Venablecon memories. 

Almost an Olympian

I shared this story with two colleagues, and they laughed so hard one of them asked me to start a blog. "I had one," I said. Time to get it going again, I suppose....

It all started with a walk. A nice evening walk, but in terrible, need-to-replace running shoes. And the next day my left big toe was achy. And I made a mental note to replace the shoes, which needed to be replaced some time, ASAP. But the toe, unfortunately, got worse. And worse. But by then it was a Saturday, and it didn't warrant a visit to the ER, but by Sunday, when I asked DJ Benny Smith to please un-tuck the bed because the weight of the sheet was too much to bear on it that I decided I had somehow broken my big toe due to an unfortunate bunion that I've had for years. Which also led to my niece and nephew, with great hilarity, calling me "Auntie Bunion" for an afternoon, but that's another story.

Monday morning, I woke up determined to go to the doctor to get an x-ray. DJ Smith couldn't take me due to the Leading Lady's school schedule and Mama and the Dipper both had doctor's appointments, so I ended up Ubering to the doctor's office, with a promise from my mother for a pick up post visit. Conversation post x-ray:

Doctor: Well, it appears you have a stress fracture.

Me: I DO? OH MY GOD THAT'S AWESOME.

Doctor: Excuse me?

Me: I mean, I knew something was wrong, but I just thought I broke it somehow! But a stress fracture? That is INSANE!!!

Doctor: I am confused as to why you're excited about this.

Me: THIS IS AS CLOSE TO BEING AN OLYMPIAN AS I'LL EVER GET.

Doctor: I'm.... sorry? Happy for you?

And I was given a lovely orthopedic shoe and sent on my merry way. Mama picked me up and, as she herself was in a boot due to foot surgery, took one look at my shoe and became pea green with envy. "Mine's bigger," she avowed, and took me home to lend me her crutches. Which were too short. And now, since we were pushing toward lunchtime, and as I had not eaten we decided to go to a home health store near a deli for lunch and for crutches. And since my mother is direction-impaired and I was mistaken as to where the deli and the home health store exactly located, got us parked in a parking lot at the deli but the home health store was across the street. So I in my ortho shoe, and Mama in her boot (say it like you're reciting T'was the Night Before Christmas) endeavored to cross the street. And there was a bit of traffic, but not a lot, and it wasn't a moment before a driver in a truck noticed us but probably didn't notice the boot and the shoe and kindly slowed to a stop and waved us across the street, and after I offered up a short prayer (kidding, I just said "Oh JESUS") we both plunged headlong into the street, holding hands for support and starting to laugh hysterically as we hobbled in unison across the street. The driver, now watching in horrified fascination, also watched as we attempted to climb the short bank up to the home health parking lot in a vain attempt, but which led to me shoving mother up, and her hauling me in her wake. Only to get into the store and find out they didn't take my insurance and we'd have to find crutches elsewhere.

Sigh. Back down the bank and across the street; although this time without an audience.

I was so frazzled by everything that at the deli I even forgot to give the attendant my spiel about my hated aversion to mayonnaise and ended up with a mayonnaisey sandwich that I only ate the bottom half of because I am not an animal and refuse to eat that nastiness, and I don't CARE if you call it aioli it is the stuff nightmares are made of.

After that, upon learning about my injury, friend Sharon offered the use of her crutches, which led to a car ride down Gay Street where friend Sharon met us curbside and shoved the crutches into the backseat so YEA. I can now get to and from work. Which, on day one crutching into work trying to tote my lunch also led, in a very Charlie-Brown-esque way, the lunch busting out of the bottom of my bag and spilling all in the parking lot, but fortunately a colleague saw and gathered and carried my belongings into work for me.

Now, in all honesty, I was surprised at how rapidly over the next two days my toe felt. Which then, it was no surprise when I got a phone call from the doctors office telling me they'd had a radiologist review the x-ray, and it was not, in fact, an affirmation that I was a beast in the gym, shredding it up, not a quasi-Olympian, but I did, in fact, have gout.

GOUT?

Didn't we cure this in the middle ages? Don't old men get this?

Sigh. So my injury, all brought on by a pair of crappy tennis shoes, was just GOUT. Stupid gout. And a stupid new nickname.

but did lead to this dynamic duo having a hilarious lunch date

Balter Beerworks ain't got nothin' on me.

Three years ago I moved in with a co-worker to a loft in downtown Knoxville. Trying to live through a divorce and see who I was on the other side combined with having friends with good intention leave my life abruptly felt so lonely.

So lonely. My life had never been so quiet and lonely.

But I got started making a new life right away. I knew I wouldn't find it in my apartment - I had to get out and start looking. I started small.

I started going to this hole-in-the-wall called the Corner BP. I'd go alone if no one was around. But sometime the Roomstress would come too. It wasn't a very fancy operation, so it was no surprise when it ceased operation the summer after I moved in.

Last fall, plans were announced to re-open the Corner BP, this time named Balter Beerworks - and would also benefit from a $3 million renovation. It became another brewery in downtown, and opened earlier this spring.

For her birthday, and for our last hurrah together, I took the Roomstress to Balter for a celebratory dinner. We marveled at the craftsmanship of the restaurant, gasped at how fancy it all was, and said more than once "Can you believe THIS used to be the Corner BP?"

And I get it. No one needs to point it out - I understand the illustration. I moved in a sad little eggshell of a divorcee... and three years later I'm not. I'm just not. Everyone said it would happen. And I believed them. Sort of. But now here I am. Life may as well have invested $3 million in me.

Actually... I think it did.

It's like graduation day, honestly. And even though I've felt more than a couple of twinges of sadness when I think about moving out of the home I've had for the last three years, I know I'm moving on toward something bigger and better.

i was sad when i had to pull down all my fluttery butterflies

bye guys... thanks for watching over me....

And tomorrow; moving day. After that?

Who knows.

But I guarantee it'll only get better from here. And here's already pretty damn good.

Over and out.