Today I am a cranky pants. Just 'cause. No reason why. Just am. And I was perusing Ye Olde Pinterest for NO REASON AT ALL and the amount of sarcastic comments that flooded my brain had to be unleashed.
Tell me, please, for the love of God, who is capable of those "easy" messy buns? And the braids? And don't think I haven't tried it a time or two because it says EASY right on the front. This is a lie of epic proportions. And I dare you to find any store in Knoxville, Tennessee that sells anything that remotely resembles quinoa. STOP COOKING WITH IT. And PS who signed me up for all these stupid food pins? I don't want to see food I'm never going to make! And I don't know what the hell tempeh even is. Am I supposed to know? And am I wrong in thinking the whole point of Pinterest is to make something taste or look like something completely different? No thank you! I'd like my popcorn to taste like popcorn, not lemon meringue pie! WATERMELON LOOKALIKE RAISIN BREAD?
Pinterest is making my head hurt, ya'll.
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| uh... much like the one at the store? yeah, BUY THAT. DONE. |
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| do i need ten ways to use ro*tel? isn't one enough? |
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| why are these directions? who asked this question? |
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| although, TRUTH. PREACH, PINTEREST. |
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| WHO IS PINNING HALLOWEEN. IT IS EASTER. |
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| i know a place where you go and they give you unlimited salad and breadsticks. IT IS THE OLIVE GARDEN. GO THERE AND GET SOME. |
Pinterest, you have lost your damn mind.
Over and out.
